Chastity Q3

Ben Franklin’s 13 Virtues: Week 12, Q2

Chastity: “Rarely use venery but for health or offspring. Never to dullness, weakness or the injury of your own or another’s peace or reputation.

Personal notes:

  • Everyone’s favorite week is back;
  • My wife’s talking about more kids;
  • Oh boy.

I hate writing about Chastity week. It’s inevitably a giant pain in the ass. What I think is funny and true my wife interprets as insulting and sad. Whenever I write, it hammers home how differently the two sexes view the world. Every guy I know jokes about sex and being married, it’s the way we’re wired. And I’m sure every wife get’s mad about it and takes it personally. So yeah, I hate writing about this week: what to share, what not. Can’t keep it light because then it’s insulting. Can’t keep it honest because then it’s revealing.

But let’s be honest, sex is a totally different ball game when you have kids. Yes, sex changes when you’re in a longterm relationship, but when you have kids, you see the biological result of having sex – offspring – and sometimes offspring are miserable. We haven’t slept in a week because our daughter is sick, and they’re both always awake before dawn anyway. There’s also been a lot of crying and whining lately, especially on this cold Monday morning. It’s a terrible way to start the week and a terrible way to write a blog post.

I should qualify this post with the fact that I love my kids and family. They make me laugh, keep me grounded, give me a world of hugs and kisses. 99% of the time I wouldn’t know what to do without them, but shit, sometimes it’s miserable and it complicates the relationship with my wife, which is manifested in the most physical form through sex.

Sex is always complicated and messy with ups and downs and mistakes. When you have a family, a weird calculus evolves: you seem to have less sex but more complications. I love having a family. But I’d be lying if I said everything is always perfect. Most days, sex is the furthest thing from my mind and writing about it seems ridiculous.

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Next Week

Ben Franklin’s 13 Virtues: Week 13, Q3

Humility: “Imitate Jesus and Socrates.

Personal notes:

  • Put yourself into the shoes of others;
  • Remember that we all falter.

There are a number of difficulties lying before us this week. Best to remain measured and humble. We all stumble one time or another, remember others do as well.

Tranquility Q3

Ben Franklin’s 13 Virtues: Week 11, Q3

Tranquility: “Be not disturbed at trifles, or at accidents common or unavoidable.

Personal notes:

  • Learn to accept certain behaviors from people, you’re not going to change them;
  • It’s not cancer, it’s not bankruptcy;
  • Focus on what is in our control.

For this week I wrote a piece all about the dishwasher. You see, the mere sight of my wife loading the dishwasher sent me into a panic. She must be terrible at Tetris, I thought. The misplaced dishes and wasted space evoked a physical response, a claustrophobic punch to the stomach. No one likes being punched in the stomach. So I decided to write about the trivial dishwasher. A perfectly clear observation of disturbing trifles. I liked what I wrote. I liked it a lot. Then I threw it away.

I threw it away because at the end of the week I had a terrible two days; I let all of life’s trifles run wild. I was angry about everything and it ruined the otherwise happy week. It was all my fault. I spent too much time reading the news, staring at my investment portfolio, constantly checking my phone and sitting alone in a dark, gray room. A storm festered and darkness rumbled.

Friday morning, the day most people are happy for the weekend, I lit into my daughter – she’s two. I made her cry, and as I grabbed her for a time-out, I noticed my wife cry too. Sure I can rattle off a list of excuses, but at the end of the day, my daughter is two. I lost my cool. When my anger broke, I felt guilty and sad, and threw out the dishwasher. I had to write something else.

Today’s mood is angry. Anger is infectious. It has the capacity to distort and denigrate the here and now. I allowed the love between a parent and a child to become a nuisance. The two year old who was sick and hungry became a trifle. The trifle triggered my anger. My anger hurt what I love. It was the very opposite of Tranquility and I felt terrible. It was time to step back and reset. I put down the technology and picked up a book. I turned my attention back towards the children instead of away from them. The reset was helpful and the weekend ended happy. Luckily, I caught myself before falling too far.

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Next Week

Ben Franklin’s 13 Virtues: Week 12, Q3

Chastity: “Rarely use venery but for health or offspring. Never to dullness, weakness or the injury of your own or another’s peace or reputation.

Personal notes:

  • Everyone’s favorite week is back;
  • My wife’s talking about more kids;
  • Oh boy.

My wife keeps talking about having a third child, at least this week will help delay the inevitable. If you’re not exactly going to be chaste, it’s not a bad week to reflect on the subject.

Hope you have a great week (and good luck)

Cleanliness Q3

Ben Franklin’s 13 Virtues: Week 10, Q3

Cleanliness: “Tolerate no uncleanliness in body, clothes or location.

Personal notes:

  • I feel worse when unclean;
  • Clutter leads to frustration;
  • Cleanliness calms the mind.

My laundry pile slowly consumed the room. Like The Blob, it kept growing. Fortunately it didn’t eat anyone, but each time I looked at it, I felt physical pain. The pain was exhausting. I had to tackle the monster – so I killed my laundry pile (just kidding, I took it downstairs to the laundry room). Did you know Entourage’s Johnny Drama killed The Blob in 1988? Awesome, right? Anyway, I took my laundry downstairs. It was heavy as sin and I kept banging my knuckles on the door – add anger to my lack of motivation.

My laundry process is pretty simple: dump everything in, pour in soap, pray the wife’s delicates aren’t in there (talk about a scary movie when that happens). Done. But I’m not done. I leave and go back to work, but the damn alarm goes off. Minutes pass in seconds. So before I know it, I’m back in the basement laundry room, lugging the beast from washer to dryer, then dryer to basket. I hate the laundry room, the fluorescent lights blink like an old Michael Myers movie. I do love the feeling of warm clothes though – fresh out of the dryer. The only downside is you have to fold them. I hate folding them, but I hate wrinkly clothes more; the horror.

Once I start folding though, I forget I hate folding. It’s not too bad really. Your mind gets quiet, which is nice. So I enjoy folding, which takes longer than usual because one of my wife’s scrubs attracted every piece of lint known to man. Like a Stephen King novel where laundry gained the radioactive, super power to attract lint and people lose their minds trying to get it clean. No kidding, beady, white lint balls were everywhere. I had to get my ax, I mean lint brush.

I had to use the lint brush twice to make sure I got everything. I hate it in the movies when they don’t shoot the bad guy twice and he comes back to life. Lint is like that. Besides, you feel really good when the bad guy is dead and all the lint is gone. And in the end, I did feel really good. The dreadful sense that something was wrong disappeared. It wasn’t quite like surviving the zombie apocalypse, but it was pretty close. Maybe that’s why everyone is so miserable in the zombie apocalypse, everything is so dirty. Cleanliness, that’s the ticket, anything less is just too scary.

Happy (early) Halloween

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Next Week

Ben Franklin’s 13 Virtues: Week 11, Q3

Tranquility: “Be not disturbed at trifles, or at accidents common or unavoidable.

Personal notes:

  • Learn to accept certain behaviors from people, you’re not going to change them;
  • It’s not cancer, it’s not bankruptcy;
  • Focus on what is in our control.

It’s 545am Monday, my 2 year old is already screaming and yelling. No wonder people hate Mondays. Tranquility: “be not disturbed by crying toddlers.”

Moderation Q3

Ben Franklin’s 13 Virtues: Week 9, Q3

Moderation: “Avoid extremes; forbear resenting injuries so much as you think they deserve.

Personal notes:

  • Practice Moderation of action;
  • Moderate emotional response (especially at 630pm with the kids);
  • Incorporate Moderation into this week’s conduct.

Physically, I feel some pain in the knees and shoulders but not as much as years past. The joints are stiff and sore, but a more moderate exercise routine has had its benefits. A moderate diet has had its benefits too. No fasting, no lemon juice and cayenne, just smaller portions and more greens. Five pounds disappeared quickly, as did my sour stomach.

My stomach rules all, not my heart. Yes, stress or anxiety wreak havoc on most intestines, but mine felt ill on normal days. I began to think I had become lactose intolerant or developed some digestive sickness. I worried, until I didn’t.

After nearly a year of writing each week, and practicing awareness and reflection, I feel renewed. A calmness has materialized, a guilt and sadness washed away. All is not perfect and mistakes are still made (often), but most is better. If I had to choose the engine of change, I would choose moderation.

My stomach has been cured; it wasn’t gluten or dairy, but life. We’ve changed our life over the past year and moderated everything. We live smaller and save more. Our home is smaller, our plates are smaller, and our problems became smaller too.

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Next Week

Ben Franklin’s 13 Virtues: Week 10, Q3

Cleanliness: “Tolerate no uncleanliness in body, clothes or location.

Personal notes:

  • I feel worse when unclean;
  • Clutter leads to frustration;
  • Cleanliness calms the mind.

Sometimes, the hardest thing is taking the first step. The pile grows until it becomes a burden. Force that first step.

Hope you enjoyed the holiday weekend,

Patrick

Justice Q3

Ben Franklin’s 13 Virtues: Week 8, Q3

Justice: “Wrong none by doing injuries, or omitting the benefits that are your duty.”

Personal notes:

  • Be true to others;
  • Act honorably;
  • Avoid the simple way out.

This week reflected the cold, cloudy weather; it was slow and tired, quietly wrapped in a blanket looking out a rainy window. Sitting there, staring out the window, I got to thinking about Honor and Justice. No major epiphanies, no revelations, just a hope, a hope to live out an honorable and just life.

Honor is hidden, it is a choice we make in the darkness. When no one is looking and we are free to choose what we may. We are all prone to stumble, to fall and dirty ourselves – forgetting our better nature – but I hope when the challenges arise, I will stand with honor. I cling to that hope.

I hope that when the world is collapsing and I am lost, my lantern does not fail and I can walk in the darkness as I do in the light. I hope that my courage does not waver and that in the end, I can say I lived an honorable life. I hope all these things and more, these gray thoughts nagging on this rainy day.

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Next Week

Ben Franklin’s 13 Virtues: Week 9, Q3

Moderation: “Avoid extremes; forbear resenting injuries so much as you think they deserve.”

Personal notes:

  • Practice Moderation of action;
  • Moderate emotional response (especially at 630pm with the kids);
  • Incorporate Moderation into this week’s conduct.

More and more the power of Moderation impresses me; a minimum investment with outsized returns. Moderation of speech, diet, emotion, spending – they are the groundwork of happiness.